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[Killdew]

"Not sure what this is"

It's called ATTITUDE!

Sir.

[My Thype of Guy]

One of the best characters in the game!

[‼️‼️‼️Creature alert‼️‼️‼️]

Yo, dat dude's got'a Purple Pikmin in his sleeve! :V

[belts too long...]

It's called...

"｡･:*:★Security★:*:･｡"

You see, when someone tries to mug another, people often find themselves without a belt of adequate length to defend themselves. However, a belt of that length will offer you more than adequate offense. As soon as they go "Hey You >:[!" one simply needs to turn around quickly to utilize the belt's length to smack the assailant in the face to disorient them. Then, utilizing that small window of opportunity, strangle the rogue and take their stuff once they are passed out/dead. Thus turning The Victim into The Victimizer!

See, you gotta be smart about these things >:[!

Durigakkin responds:

the line between accessory and weaponry is getting blurrier

[Goromov knight]

Wow, look at that Horse! It's Amazing!

dogmuth-behedog responds:

Thank you so much. :D!

[Tree]

It's not just a tree...

It's a home...

[Ain't So Easy, Is It?]

Oh, look at that! It's been a minute!

[Keeper of the Gate]

Ask him if he had the Balls, Galls ＆ Skills to serve it Blue! Full Stop! >:[

(Blue: Seared on both sides very briefly. The meat is practically raw. Typically applies to steaks.)

widdlecolors responds:

Been there, done that, destroyed my toilet in the aftermath

[Fairy for Hire]

Some kinda' magic hacky sack...

widdlecolors responds:

;) one of a kind

[Bny]

Oh no... They've become Marketable™... A fate worse than death, to be sure...