This was alright.
It's no ZabuJard, but it'll do.

Easiest Five (5) Stars Of My Life!

The Atmosphere and The World You've Built Here Are PHENOMENAL!
Not only do I hope that others can See & Appreciate this, but I also hope that someone has enough good sense to put this on the Front Page~!

Bravo, BRAVO!
Well Done, WELL DONE~!

Oh, I thought you were Dead or Something!
(What's the point of writing these Eulogies IF I NEVER GET TO USE 'EM?! >:[)

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Oh man, this brings me back!

It was pretty nice. Killed everyone.

I like how quickly this turns into a shitpost. I love it!

That Was Very Entertaining~!

I hope to see some interesting things from this "Malformed Guy" NickSenny mentioned...
Only Time Will Tell, I Guess~...

Thank you for having me on your Website!

Breathe the fresh air? Listen to the birds sing?

Dude, I live out in the middle of rural nowhere. That's literally almost every day for me! And seeing how my kitchen and bathroom are in a separate structure, I get fresh air everyday! Even during the winter. Have you ever embraced the single digits (Fahrenheit) in nothing but a pair of pants? I have. That's why my neighbors never talk to me. They're afraid of the raw power I hold...! I hope you, too, grow as powerful as I have become one day.

As far as birds singing goes, they're alright, I guess. A robin builds a nest in the side of my home every year. So between the hatchlings, the squirrels in the wall, and the crickets at night, it's hard to get any peace! But maybe that's a good thing.

I hope you've enjoyed your morning, good sir, and thank you for the music!

It feels so Evident, but it's eating away at me!
I Must Know If I'm Wrong!

My Apologies for being so Dramatic, but you must understand.
I've seen a lot of Metalheart Artists, but NONE like you.

Their Designs Feel Haphazard.
Kinda like they're bumbling along until they happen upon something that looks cool enough.

Meanwhile, yours feel Deliberate & Purposeful.

So Do Tell: Am I just a Pretentious Goofus~...?

I like Daniel.
He seems pretty chill...

Lucky For You I'm Willing To Flip My Monitor On Its Side To See These~