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Happens to the best of us...

What a strange reptile...

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Oh man, this brings me back!

It was pretty nice. Killed everyone.

I like how quickly this turns into a shitpost. I love it!

Breathe the fresh air? Listen to the birds sing?

Dude, I live out in the middle of rural nowhere. That's literally almost every day for me! And seeing how my kitchen and bathroom are in a separate structure, I get fresh air everyday! Even during the winter. Have you ever embraced the single digits (Fahrenheit) in nothing but a pair of pants? I have. That's why my neighbors never talk to me. They're afraid of the raw power I hold...! I hope you, too, grow as powerful as I have become one day.

As far as birds singing goes, they're alright, I guess. A robin builds a nest in the side of my home every year. So between the hatchlings, the squirrels in the wall, and the crickets at night, it's hard to get any peace! But maybe that's a good thing.

I hope you've enjoyed your morning, good sir, and thank you for the music!

A Meal for the Indecisive...!

SER3AL EXPER3MENTS ZAIU :V
Hahahahahahaha!

And they called him "Beady Eyes Benny!" >:[
(on account of the Beady Eyes...!)