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Damn, you got me on this one.

Honestly, I don't think anybody knows what they're doing with their lives. I think it's best to figure it out as you go along, no point in building towers on sand, after all.


If my keyboard made that sound every time I pushed a key, it'd be funny for 1 day. No more. No less.

Certly responds:

I'd give it 15 minutes max

I see they're putting all that toe pinching money to good use. I mean, hey, pro pentagonal crustacean propaganda doesn't pay for itself. That's not to say that I'm anti crustacean or even anti pentagons. I can get down with shapes, and some warmongering, from time to time. But I just can't approve of how they make their money. I've seen firsthand... First toe... So many long walks on the beach sabotaged. Made inconvenient. And for what? To make videos to encourage people to go to the beach so then they can pinch their toes for profit. That's right. I'm no fool. I can see what this is! But hey, it's not like I can do anything about it. In the eyes of Big Crabâ„¢, I'm just another set of toes...

pInkmoth responds:

i give this review 5 out of 5 stars

Once upon a time, I said that I was looking forward to whatever it is that you were going to make. I can see now that my optimism was woefully misplaced...

I'm just kiddin'.

Yeah, this is all right. A solid decent (or a decent solid depending on your point of view). If there's one area where I have to give credit, it's what you wound up doing with the sound effects. You see, I've heard those same sound effects a half a million times by this point, but I don't think I've ever seen anybody take the twist that you did. So good job subverting my expectations like that.

Also, as I write this, I am in physical pain, and for a brief instant, this helped me forget about that. So thanks.

So whether you continue to make more of this or move on to a different project, I still look forward to seeing what you make. Until next time.

I knew following you would not be an action I would regret.

Don't worry, dude! They give you hand sanitizer! That fixes everything, right? So what the last customer hacked up a lung and left some juicy flakes sprinkled everywhere? All you need is some hand sanitizer and a can do attitude! What's that? The hand san ran out ten customers ago? Woah now! That doesn't sound like the tenacious spirit of an essential employee to me. You just keep that chin up, a smile on your face and everything will work out fine! I'm sure.

For real though, I hope you're able to stay in good health. Good luck out there.

KGBlagden responds:

The best thing about the mask is I don't have to pretend to smile

I'm at a loss for words! Absolutely astounding!

I await the day of its completion.

Or alternatively, don't complete it and I may just live forever...

Either way, it's lovely all the same.

A person just like you. In every way, even.


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