MalFromed's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SWORDASH teaser]

MOUSE ON SCREEN! >:V!

Okay, in all seriousness this looks pretty interesting~!

I'm wondering though, will there be a Hard Limit on those Sword Slashes, will you gain more as you progress through the game, or perhaps Tie Jumps & Slashes to some sort of Stamina System? (That last one might prove to be a little divisive, though...)

swimkop responds:

i will fix mouse dont panic =)
About stamina? idk

[Send this to your Crush 🍒]

I used to be able to do that. Wonder if I still can...

hollaartyourboy responds:

haha now i gotta ask, "can that tongue STILL do?"

[Visiting the Sylacauga Bird Show 🦜]

I knew I was right to hold out hope that you'd return with something good, and I was certainly not disappointed! Amazing stuff! Wish I could visit there myself~!

AlternateBazaarArt responds:

Thank you so much! I'm more active on YouTube and TikTok.

[Clive V Rat]

I didn't notice till now, but is Clive fighting that thing without any pants on?

ScribbltyHibblty responds:

They were only weighing him down

[What? no money??!]

Wow, how long is it been since I've seen anyone reference that clip!?

I have to say I like how you took something clumsy and awkward and made it needlessly sinister with those angles.

hikarek responds:

Thanks! I saw this clip years ago, and it was sooo bad so it became soo good...

[Cheese Wizard 🧀🧙‍♂️]

Hey! Am I being cheated? I feel like I'm being cheated. The Wizard's cheese was blue the whole way through. Meanwhile, the cheese I received was clearly only blue on the surface. Like someone had left it to soak in blue food coloring overnight! I mean, I'll still eat it, but now I'm stuck thinking about what could have been...

PephyBoi responds:

I am sorry sir.. But if you have any complaints about our product, please call 1-800-STINKY-GOBLIN if you want to receive a full refund..

[creature featurez]

This video is like a time machine.

You somehow managed to encapsulate the feeling of early internet culture perfectly. A masterpiece! Well done!

When I look at the score and see that this could have gotten blammed, it breaks my heart, truly it does. Some people just have no taste, I guess.

StingerWanjiro responds:

if it gets taken down im taking down NG with me

[(short loop) logging on to the internet]

If my keyboard made that sound every time I pushed a key, it'd be funny for 1 day. No more. No less.

Certly responds:

I'd give it 15 minutes max

[snibtensive snab unit]

I see they're putting all that toe pinching money to good use. I mean, hey, pro pentagonal crustacean propaganda doesn't pay for itself. That's not to say that I'm anti crustacean or even anti pentagons. I can get down with shapes, and some warmongering, from time to time. But I just can't approve of how they make their money. I've seen firsthand... First toe... So many long walks on the beach sabotaged. Made inconvenient. And for what? To make videos to encourage people to go to the beach so then they can pinch their toes for profit. That's right. I'm no fool. I can see what this is! But hey, it's not like I can do anything about it. In the eyes of Big Crab™, I'm just another set of toes...

pInkmoth responds:

i give this review 5 out of 5 stars

[Retail Sim 2020]

Don't worry, dude! They give you hand sanitizer! That fixes everything, right? So what the last customer hacked up a lung and left some juicy flakes sprinkled everywhere? All you need is some hand sanitizer and a can do attitude! What's that? The hand san ran out ten customers ago? Woah now! That doesn't sound like the tenacious spirit of an essential employee to me. You just keep that chin up, a smile on your face and everything will work out fine! I'm sure.

For real though, I hope you're able to stay in good health. Good luck out there.

KGBlagden responds:

The best thing about the mask is I don't have to pretend to smile