MalFromed's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[What? no money??!]

Wow, how long is it been since I've seen anyone reference that clip!?

I have to say I like how you took something clumsy and awkward and made it needlessly sinister with those angles.

hikarek responds:

Thanks! I saw this clip years ago, and it was sooo bad so it became soo good...

[Opossum Mama]

I find it crazy that they barely have a three-year lifespan. Life just ain't fair...

[Story that happened to me once]

A modern-day masterpiece...

[Cheese Wizard 🧀🧙‍♂️]

Hey! Am I being cheated? I feel like I'm being cheated. The Wizard's cheese was blue the whole way through. Meanwhile, the cheese I received was clearly only blue on the surface. Like someone had left it to soak in blue food coloring overnight! I mean, I'll still eat it, but now I'm stuck thinking about what could have been...

PephyBoi responds:

I am sorry sir.. But if you have any complaints about our product, please call 1-800-STINKY-GOBLIN if you want to receive a full refund..

[creature featurez]

This video is like a time machine.

You somehow managed to encapsulate the feeling of early internet culture perfectly. A masterpiece! Well done!

When I look at the score and see that this could have gotten blammed, it breaks my heart, truly it does. Some people just have no taste, I guess.

StingerWanjiro responds:

if it gets taken down im taking down NG with me

[it's okay to want to be loved]

Damn, you got me on this one.

[i don't know what i'm doing with my life.]

Honestly, I don't think anybody knows what they're doing with their lives. I think it's best to figure it out as you go along, no point in building towers on sand, after all.

[i don't have friends please]

Same.

[snibtensive snab unit]

I see they're putting all that toe pinching money to good use. I mean, hey, pro pentagonal crustacean propaganda doesn't pay for itself. That's not to say that I'm anti crustacean or even anti pentagons. I can get down with shapes, and some warmongering, from time to time. But I just can't approve of how they make their money. I've seen firsthand... First toe... So many long walks on the beach sabotaged. Made inconvenient. And for what? To make videos to encourage people to go to the beach so then they can pinch their toes for profit. That's right. I'm no fool. I can see what this is! But hey, it's not like I can do anything about it. In the eyes of Big Crab™, I'm just another set of toes...

pInkmoth responds:

i give this review 5 out of 5 stars