MalFromed's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Story that happened to me once]

A modern-day masterpiece...

[Cheese Wizard 🧀🧙‍♂️]

Hey! Am I being cheated? I feel like I'm being cheated. The Wizard's cheese was blue the whole way through. Meanwhile, the cheese I received was clearly only blue on the surface. Like someone had left it to soak in blue food coloring overnight! I mean, I'll still eat it, but now I'm stuck thinking about what could have been...

PephyBoi responds:

I am sorry sir.. But if you have any complaints about our product, please call 1-800-STINKY-GOBLIN if you want to receive a full refund..

[creature featurez]

This video is like a time machine.

You somehow managed to encapsulate the feeling of early internet culture perfectly. A masterpiece! Well done!

When I look at the score and see that this could have gotten blammed, it breaks my heart, truly it does. Some people just have no taste, I guess.

StingerWanjiro responds:

if it gets taken down im taking down NG with me

[it's okay to want to be loved]

Damn, you got me on this one.

[i don't know what i'm doing with my life.]

Honestly, I don't think anybody knows what they're doing with their lives. I think it's best to figure it out as you go along, no point in building towers on sand, after all.

[i don't have friends please]

Same.

[snibtensive snab unit]

I see they're putting all that toe pinching money to good use. I mean, hey, pro pentagonal crustacean propaganda doesn't pay for itself. That's not to say that I'm anti crustacean or even anti pentagons. I can get down with shapes, and some warmongering, from time to time. But I just can't approve of how they make their money. I've seen firsthand... First toe... So many long walks on the beach sabotaged. Made inconvenient. And for what? To make videos to encourage people to go to the beach so then they can pinch their toes for profit. That's right. I'm no fool. I can see what this is! But hey, it's not like I can do anything about it. In the eyes of Big Crab™, I'm just another set of toes...

pInkmoth responds:

i give this review 5 out of 5 stars

[Big Jim's Pizza: Special Delivery]

Once upon a time, I said that I was looking forward to whatever it is that you were going to make. I can see now that my optimism was woefully misplaced...

I'm just kiddin'.

Yeah, this is all right. A solid decent (or a decent solid depending on your point of view). If there's one area where I have to give credit, it's what you wound up doing with the sound effects. You see, I've heard those same sound effects a half a million times by this point, but I don't think I've ever seen anybody take the twist that you did. So good job subverting my expectations like that.

Also, as I write this, I am in physical pain, and for a brief instant, this helped me forget about that. So thanks.

So whether you continue to make more of this or move on to a different project, I still look forward to seeing what you make. Until next time.

[yeet in the speed of light (Among us animation) earrape]

I knew following you would not be an action I would regret.