MalFromed's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Clive V Rat]

I didn't notice till now, but is Clive fighting that thing without any pants on?

ScribbltyHibblty responds:

They were only weighing him down

[What? no money??!]

Wow, how long is it been since I've seen anyone reference that clip!?

I have to say I like how you took something clumsy and awkward and made it needlessly sinister with those angles.

hikarek responds:

Thanks! I saw this clip years ago, and it was sooo bad so it became soo good...

[Opossum Mama]

I find it crazy that they barely have a three-year lifespan. Life just ain't fair...

[Story that happened to me once]

A modern-day masterpiece...

[Cheese Wizard 🧀🧙‍♂️]

Hey! Am I being cheated? I feel like I'm being cheated. The Wizard's cheese was blue the whole way through. Meanwhile, the cheese I received was clearly only blue on the surface. Like someone had left it to soak in blue food coloring overnight! I mean, I'll still eat it, but now I'm stuck thinking about what could have been...

PephyBoi responds:

I am sorry sir.. But if you have any complaints about our product, please call 1-800-STINKY-GOBLIN if you want to receive a full refund..

[creature featurez]

This video is like a time machine.

You somehow managed to encapsulate the feeling of early internet culture perfectly. A masterpiece! Well done!

When I look at the score and see that this could have gotten blammed, it breaks my heart, truly it does. Some people just have no taste, I guess.

StingerWanjiro responds:

if it gets taken down im taking down NG with me

[it's okay to want to be loved]

Damn, you got me on this one.

[i don't know what i'm doing with my life.]

Honestly, I don't think anybody knows what they're doing with their lives. I think it's best to figure it out as you go along, no point in building towers on sand, after all.

[i don't have friends please]

Same.