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[them]

There They Are

[The Survivor]

I do believe you are mistaken...

That is clearly The Artificer.

[self portrait]

Ladies & Gentlemen, Behold! A (1) Man.

[Worm Fiance]

I just heard the news! Congratulations!

[Smile]

Yeah, I get heartburn like that sometimes too.

*canned laughter*

[Self Poster]

"Had to create a self portrait without using a photo of myself for an art project."

So abstract art then?

LilnuBy responds:

yeah lol

[a thingy]

A Whatchamacallit?

[Funny Bird]

Finally! Someone else who understands how ESSENTIAL moobs are to character design!

[The Approach]

E U G H! Ya see!? This is exactly why you can't own a truck! Someone will always find you and ask you to help them move their stuff into a new apartment! There's just no end to it...

[Tummy Hurty oClock]

You know... This reminds me of a conversation my sister and I had once.

Let me share with you that story.

A few years back, my sister and I had gotten into a conversation about censorship, in particular children's media, and how they don't like to depict death. Now it's important to note that before this conversation, I had been talking about how "tummy" was such a juvenile word that if anyone said it earnestly in a sentence, they could not be taken seriously. That said, we wound up watching a movie (I don't quite remember what) with a bunch of nameless characters dying in a war. With that word fresh in my mind, I found myself staring at the crumbling wall that was my self restraint, leaned over to her, and said, "Don't worry, they just have tummy aches." I am more than certain that I shortened my sister's life span that day due to the intensity in which she laughed from hearing such a statement.

We've referred to death as tummy aches ever since.

And before you ask, YES, I did once refer to death as a tummy ache at a real life funeral! I might be a bad person...