MalFromed's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mortal Star]

Imagine what you could do with 4 minutes...

[spigots]

When I turn the valve, all that comes out are giggles. Please. I am in need of moisture. I will soon wither if not granted access to appropriate liquids. Or at the very least some medium grade lotion. This is not a game. I will perish. Why do all your creations delight in my suffering?

pInkmoth responds:

wow 😂 here, have some moisture 💧💧💧💧

[gimme]

Oh? You think you're man enough for my cactus? YOU REALLY THINK YOUR MAN ENOUGH FOR MY CACTUS!? SON. THAT GUN BEST BE LOADED, 'CAUSE THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE GETTING IT IS IF YOU CAN PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS, YOU DULL TIPPED, LIMP STANDIN', WITHERED SON OF A BITCH!

[Dino got a beesy day]

More Bee means more Bee Brain.

So the question should be, "Imagine a world with bees this smart."

Just look around you.
Lions? Smarter Cats.
Tortoises seem pretty smart. They're bigger than Turtles.
Tree Frog not as big as Bullfrog. Bullfrog so smart it eat anything.
Infant no smart as Human.

Digest what you've learned in your brain stomach and use more consideration the next time you ask silly questions.

[There will never be true privacy]

DUDE, YOU GOTTA ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE! You got to hook up some speakers, set them up in the right places and play NOTHING but The Sound of Bees™ for days on end! Convert all their anger into fear!

When they start flinching whenever something yellow passes them by, you know you're on the right track! Even better if you hear the sound of sobbing the second they get home!

I'LL GET YOU STARTED, BRO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG8f-EV8vDo

[Don't move]

I guess I'll follow your instruction... Even though it's shaped like a dog... BUT THE SECOND IT'S SHAPED LIKE A GIRAFFE, ALL BETS ARE OFF!

[him???!! i return????]

Well, I have no idea who you are, but welcome back, I guess.

Nice Marx.

[Vent piece]

Yeah I'd be angry too if a giant orange flavored gelatin cube got in the way of me getting to heaven.

[Little PlantPlant™®© I made for an AR App]

And vegans claimed to have The Moral High Ground™. Does anyone truly know what to eat anymore...?

AIphaZero responds:

Aint that just the truth. Now with produce world being in bed with "Big Veganism®" it's hard to even know where the plants end, and where we begin...

[Cries blood in Spanish]

0²'s been watching those YouTube™ Beauty™ Tutorials eye see.

SOUNDBBABE responds:

yas queen, slay that damn planet