MalFromed's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[My Little Green Boy 🍐]

Whatever happened to the blue one?

PephyBoi responds:

Oh that one wasn't mine I was just babysitting the blue one..

[1208]

Wow! Just like that one movie on Newgrounds.com!

[Motherhood]

I can't believe you put "Creepy" and "Horror" in the tags! This is the most wholesome thing I ever done seen! What's wrong with you!? >:[

[Albacore Tuna]

Biggest fish I ever done seen!

[Raw and poor quality content #5]

Hahaha! This is a bit too relatable! I wish I could give you some advice, but sadly I ain't found the answers I'm looking for. What I can say is artistic abilities often feel like sandcastles. Everything can be going good until a wave comes by and knocks it all down, and while that can be frustrating, I've found that it gets easier to rebuild the sandcastle each time.

Try to take it easy on your break, and don't do what I do when I take a break. Don't torment yourself by thinking about how you could use this time to be drawing. The whole point of the break is to relax and regroup, ya know?

I like your stuff and look forward to your return.

ExplosiveHeads responds:

Thanks, I'm going to dedicate this break to organize my head and do University stuff, so I'll avoid the frustration and stress.

[Gamer Maid]

I would hire this maid and constantly critique the work done. Then, after about a month, fire them for no discernible reason.

Don't even need to do a bad job. It's just time to GO. >:[

[A Jester and a Knight]

I'm assuming this is some kind of joke, right?

"A Jester and a Knight" Is that it...? Where's the rest of the joke? Is this perhaps the joke? Just a nice bit of anti humor? Is this some sort of meta thing? Like there's a jester, but there isn't a joke? Well, I mean okay. But it's a jester. Right there, in broad daylight, no less! And that combination! A funny person and a Bland person. You can't get a more classic setup than that! There has to be a joke! There just has to be! You can't tell me there isn't a joke! Otherwise, you did this intentionally to confuse, frighten and harm those who would view this! What happened to you, man~? What blackened your heart so much it would cause you to wake up today and say, "Yeah, I guess I could post this..." please bear in mind, if you thought this instead of saying it, that makes it even worse. Not that you care... As we've already established, you wish to destroy today... I don't know what's going on anymore, but I hope you're able to overcome whatever is hurting and come out even better than before! I will never stop believing in you because I'm "That Kind of Guy~!" So keep moving forward, you magnificent bastard! Never stop improving, and build that glorious tomorrow that I know you're capable of making or something like that!

Also, I would very much like to know what the joke was.

[1 Pokemon A Day, Day 815: Barbaracle]

You should have made him weaker and never make a barbell joke

[Even In A Dream]

OH HOOOoooo~! Majestic~!

Ruedefaux responds:

AAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaaa KOS-- or some say KOSM

[Froggy Juice Drink Label]

How do I prepare this so I can trick my brother into drinking it so I can find out whether it is good or not?

KEKIIRO responds:

buy a monster energy drink, the normal sized cans. print this label out, paste it over the label on the can