MalFromed's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[dollar store employee]

Cute!

Still going to shoplift on her shift, though...
I need those gummies more than she needs that job...

[A Silly Fella]

A glorious goof! 🤡

[The crimson performer]

Put me in that Ball Pit™ this instant! >:[

vWito responds:

I'll think about it

[Puke 2022]

Wow, a whole design update and still no adorable and/or cool hood... Alas, I suffer...

[CALL NOW]

Meh, I'll wait for a sale...

[Color Doodles Bruh 🎨]

Wow, there's a lot of nipples in this one! I'm going to have to start keeping count!

PephyBoi responds:

There's 12 in total..

[For Malfromed]

Phenomenal!

Even better than I expected! Thank you for allowing me the opportunity to see something so wonderful! The next opportunity I get to commission you, I'll definitely take it!

To anyone reading, this is an ENDORSEMENT! Support this Artist!

Your decision to take things down to the Ocean was a good one, as I'm quite fond of the Ocean myself! That place is absolutely packed with such interesting life forms! You ever look at a Sea Pen? Crazy little creatures (type of coral, apparently). Also, your choice to exchange Fireflies with Sea Angels was a good one, as I'm quite partial to Ocean Mollusks! You took things in a very interesting direction and did exactly what I hoped you would with my prompts!

However! You made a small error in the description.

"man is a giant sweetheart..."

Now you're not wrong about the giant part, as I stand at a mighty [Your Height + 1″] but a "sweetheart"? I think not. You see, much like the Argentine Tegu, I'm quite cold-blooded! Once my Mom sent me a message asking how I was doing, and I waited ten (10) whole minutes before responding! So as you can see, I'm much like the Golem of ancient myth. Heartless! But... Ya know... Just cuz I'm heartless doesn't mean I'm hollow... People would see plenty of stuff there if anyone bothered to look... You open up, and people say There's nothing there...! It's not my fault I'm a Giant, Heartless Man! Society made me this way...

Jokes aside, it bears repeating.
You did an Absolutely Phenomenal job! THANK YOU!

To anybody reading this, support this Artist!

One more thing! As it turns out, I had a whole comedic ramble about your dog and an unrelated message written up that I simply forgot to send as well as two other messages to two other people! Hahaha! (AHHH!) Guess I better hop on that...

Also, I love your new Avatar. Gotta keep the people informed!

[Wilting Grace]

This is the strangest Will & Grace fanart I've ever seen!

YES, it's a word association joke! Dude I just got up. I'm tired. I'll come up with a less creatively bankrupt joke the next time around...

[My cats]

"My cats"

*Precedes to post 4 Rats*

Genius

Mister-Fool responds:

My autism does proceed me

[Mother 3 fight!]

Please tell me you got some clever and goofy names for these fine fellas!