MalFromed's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[hur hur]

Just like the smug one, this one ALSO causes unpleasant feelings to bubble up to the surface.

[Smuggles]

Some say the goal of art is to elicit an emotional response and boy, let me tell ya, every time I bring myself to look at this thing, it pisses me off.

[Brad]

"Best Dad?" All I see is a failure.

OmBom responds:

Sad but true

[onion knight]

Hmm...hmm...

[Bob-omb & Bullet Bill]

YO! Where'd that bob-omb get those bomb ass sneakers!?

waxpersons responds:

Reebok store, copped em fresh

[howdy]

We say, "Hello," around these parts, stranger... >:[

[somewhere in the moutain]

Determined man journeys to abuse geography with his Mountain Beatin' Stick™.

Please forgive me. I wish I had some actual critique, but when I look at this all I think is, "Haha! Man beat mountain with funny stick!" Your forgiveness is not expected, for we both know it is more than I deserve.

[High Five Bro]

I'll high five any hand so long as it's not covered in Cheeto Dust™.

[sorrow]

Love, huh?
Well, first off, you gotta work on that bank balance.
Second, you gotta get a REAL JOB. No more of this, kiddie doodle nonsense.
Then, you gotta go into debt and buy a house, just like the rest of us in the ADULT WORLD™.
After that, you get married.
Then, finally, when you're fed up with your spouse and decide to leave the house because you just can't deal with it today, you'll find love.

That's just the way the world works.

But if you're looking for HAPPINESS, that's a whole different story...

[Schleiman]

Oh, hey! I know where I've seen this before. You wouldn't happen to know someone who goes by, "Noisemaker" would ya?

Anyhow, I like this quite a bit. Your choice of colors in particular. I'm going to have to take a note! All in all, looks good. Not that you need me to tell you that.

On a side note, it's a shame we never got the Rocket Slime game with boats. Would've been neat.

Shemmet responds:

Noisemaker is actually a good friend of mine! His remix of the Tank Battle theme was a commission I asked him to do, and he ended up using my little animation here as the footage in the video.
Also yeah, really wish we got that Rocket Slime with the boats, would've been really cool.