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"Wanted to get a legendary done for today but I didn't, sorry bout that."

But sir, I'm staring at a legend right now!

You can't fix the typo if I don't say what it is.

Juicedupmangoes responds:

Think again

"Last one, I swear."
"Part 1"
Why must you tell lies? At what point did your hurt turn to malice? You are hurting us. Why?

On a side note, I'm surprised you didn't use Chris Bores at all and decided to take the highroad.

SnippyJammin responds:

See I had a good joke for it, but he just looked so utterly unremarkable except for his crazy eyes I decided not to go for it.

No more hurt. All that remains is emptiness. Emptiness and dreams.

After a wound so fresh, too.

If you must hurt us, please, I beg of you, see it through. Finish the job. You know what you must do.

Why must people who hurt bring that hurt to others? Why must you do this to us?

SnippyJammin responds:

I accidentally bought the party sized pain instead of the fun sized pain.

This reminds me of the time I gave myself food poisoning, put on a weighted vest (about 40 lbs.), and decided to mow the lawn. I'd do it again in a heartbeat.

OneGrumpyLumpy responds:

Why

That's one of the most suspicious looking pigeons I've ever seen.

BustyRusty responds:

don't tell anybody I told you but the rumor is that he has body count

Dude, don't even talk to me about haircuts. I've got three different hair types. You don't even know...

Yo, I like that idea too. But instead of making them enemies, I would make them the protagonists. Aside from an interesting world aesthetic and undoubtedly stupid puns that would come of such a decision, I personally would like it that way purely because I would find it amusing that recovery items would be things like mineral water and fertilizer. You know, things plants like. They could also have deep, meaningful conversations about whether or not they're the pot or the plant. Maybe go on some sort of deep spiritual journey in an effort to understand it all, I don't know...

That's just my two cents on your idea.

A person just like you. In every way, even.

Bum.

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