MalFromed's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dark Matter is Kirby this Halloween!]

Say what you will, I'm just glad Dark Matter's trying to fit in and make friends.

[The Bloodmingo]

You know, it was just the other day that I learned that flamingos feed their young with a substance that looks a lot like blood. So thematically, this fits exceptionally well.

[piplingu? pinguplup?]

I love how she doesn't look thrilled. Kind of like how a kid gets a birthday present they didn't want and are trying their best not to let the disappointment show too much.

[SCOLI-1]

Alright, no long, verbose joke this time as I do like what you did here. I'm a big fan of the no line aesthetic you got going on. My only major critique is that the shapes could have been cleaned up a bit better. As for nitpicks, some minor details are missing from the antennae. But I'm not too hot on Pokemon, so I wouldn't crucify ya for it.

[Lazy Mildew]

I like the idea that the helmet is absolutely necessary and there's the strong possibility that she never takes it off.

[dancing lizard meme sht]

You shall remain ever unforgiven for the sin you have brought into this world. Your branches, tainted from the poison that you have spread upon the once bountiful soil of the land, shall be without their leaves, appearing naked to all that have the poor fortune of casting eyes upon them. Yet despite this, they shall still bear fruit, though inedible and of use to no man or beast. And when they fall down upon the earth, where they lay, from their seed, shall sprout a twisted, gnarled thing that no respectable person can call a plant. Serving as an everlasting reminder of the transgression you have placed upon your fellow man. The world could be torn asunder, consumed by flames, swallowed by the sea itself and yet your violation would remain still. Your error? The thing that you have done that has brought shame upon us all? Taking one of the beautiful, innocent, unassuming creatures that crawl upon the crust of the earth and twisting it into your own impure vision of lust. And for what reason? A vain attempt to satiate your voracious appetite for what is, “THICC.” Shame. Shame upon you forevermore and whatever lies beyond eternity.

TL;DR: I'm not an ass guy. The lizard is still cute tho.

[Purgatory]

Oh man, I wish I could join them. Too bad I was baptized...

Also, I love how the one fella yawns. It's goofy, I like that.

[cool fishe]

My heart breaks knowing I could never be as cool as that fish. I guess I'll just have to settle for being myself... (Sigh)

KiwisBurntToast responds:

Sometimes life can be hard being as cool as that fish y'know? For example: what slick jacket and glasses is he gonna go out on the town with today? The black or the navy blue? So stressful!

[avoid yo]

Are you asking or telling? 'Cause if you ask me, this looks like the kind of guy who would be vandalizing a bucket of pizza slices.

kanef responds:

pIZZa

[Pumpkin Guts]

See, that right there's a mark of true friendship. As only a true friend would try to stop you from being freakin' gross.