MalFromed's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rusty]

Some lemon and baking soda will clean that right up.

[Zoombies]

What? Apocalypse? Dude, this is everyday for me.

[Bold and brash]

I never thought I'd see an art piece that could only be marked with a 5 or a 0.

[skater rex]

That's one of the raddest dinosaurs I've ever seen! But, if he tells me not to do drugs, I'm going to call him a liar! There's NO WHY that you get that cool and have not done at least one drug! And if he starts rappin'...then I'll know that he's just another corporate sellout.

fart-creator responds:

he is going to rap about the bible

[Four]

That's a modern day RPG party right there.

[17. Tentacle Tapir]

Well, despite your request, I looked it up anyway and wouldn't you know it's a real thing!
But for some reason, when I click on the link to get more information, it just leads me back here. Most unusual...

BatbugDoodles responds:

I have been dubbed by the internet as the official curator of tentacle tapir knowledge.

[at a loss for words]

This took me a second. Well done.

Also, I like that big lipped Pooch. It reminds me of Poochy, from Yoshi's Island.

Ouchihitme responds:

Ye, Buu got them poochy vibes, i wanted it that way, thanks for noticing that and the reference.

[Give Me Your Orbs]

NO! I need them for Minecraft! ...or Astrology! ...or whatever the hell you use orbs for!

vidyazilla responds:

She needs them.

[More Puke]

Well, of course! Who wouldn't want to show off a cool jacket like that? But the real question remains. Is there an adorable and/or cool hood that goes with it?

Also, what exactly is she made out of? Tar? Oil? Dinosaur Bones?

OneGrumpyLumpy responds:

Sadly no, but I can always change my mind and say that she does and it's just been consumed by the goop.
Also she's just made of some mysterious black goop

[art block in peril]

OH SHIT! It's that kid from preschool who licked all the toys!

He got hot.

pInkmoth responds:

hahahaha 😂