MalFromed's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Lazy Mildew]

I like the idea that the helmet is absolutely necessary and there's the strong possibility that she never takes it off.

[dancing lizard meme sht]

You shall remain ever unforgiven for the sin you have brought into this world. Your branches, tainted from the poison that you have spread upon the once bountiful soil of the land, shall be without their leaves, appearing naked to all that have the poor fortune of casting eyes upon them. Yet despite this, they shall still bear fruit, though inedible and of use to no man or beast. And when they fall down upon the earth, where they lay, from their seed, shall sprout a twisted, gnarled thing that no respectable person can call a plant. Serving as an everlasting reminder of the transgression you have placed upon your fellow man. The world could be torn asunder, consumed by flames, swallowed by the sea itself and yet your violation would remain still. Your error? The thing that you have done that has brought shame upon us all? Taking one of the beautiful, innocent, unassuming creatures that crawl upon the crust of the earth and twisting it into your own impure vision of lust. And for what reason? A vain attempt to satiate your voracious appetite for what is, “THICC.” Shame. Shame upon you forevermore and whatever lies beyond eternity.

TL;DR: I'm not an ass guy. The lizard is still cute tho.

[Purgatory]

Oh man, I wish I could join them. Too bad I was baptized...

Also, I love how the one fella yawns. It's goofy, I like that.

[cool fishe]

My heart breaks knowing I could never be as cool as that fish. I guess I'll just have to settle for being myself... (Sigh)

KiwisBurntToast responds:

Sometimes life can be hard being as cool as that fish y'know? For example: what slick jacket and glasses is he gonna go out on the town with today? The black or the navy blue? So stressful!

[avoid yo]

Are you asking or telling? 'Cause if you ask me, this looks like the kind of guy who would be vandalizing a bucket of pizza slices.

cathanof responds:

pIZZa

[Pumpkin Guts]

See, that right there's a mark of true friendship. As only a true friend would try to stop you from being freakin' gross.

[80085]

Ah yes. The age old secret code...

[IZZY'S MAIL 6/6]

I found this comic very educational. It taught me to open any package that lands on my doorstep, as well as reminding me of my hatred of non-transparent spoons, it also showed me that I'm not the only one who drinks motor oil and lastly, that money will never bring me happiness. Thank you.

[[COMIC STRIP] Smile, Loui..!]

Yeah, in my experience, small dogs tend to be the, "White Suburban Boys™ that desperately
pretend they're 'Gangsta™' or that they've been through the real shit," of dogs. Even when they know you, they possess the strong need to remind you of how tough they are, when they're more obnoxious than anything.

But about the art, a minor question. While I really like the simplistic way that you decided to convey the fur on this small hellbeast, I'm left a little bit confused about the tail. What direction is the fur going? I mean, you're free to dismiss my question by saying, "It's a small cartoon dog it doesn't matter," seeing as I'm the only person that seems to care enough to ask about a largely inconsequential detail. I just thought I'd ask.

Shiena responds:

@MalFromed the fur on the tail is curving downward :)

Also It's not just "white suburban boys", it's everybody that acts and thinks that they are gangsta that are annoying haha.

[Choose Your Fighter]

MAGE FROG, LET'S GO!!!

Certly responds:

LFGOOOO