Does he specialize in financial mischief or just regular mischief?
Does he specialize in financial mischief or just regular mischief?
The former, he's all about getting that money and running away.
And a good morning to you, sir! Might I recommend tea over coffee? It tends to burn less.
And before you say it, I will reject any and all arguments over whether or not coffee is tea.
Also, here's an interesting, fun fact: Did you know when you add fresh honey to a hot beverage it destroys the nutritional value of the honey? It is better to let the beverage cool down before adding honey.
Thanks for the tip :3
His friends left him behind because they thought it'd be funny. But no space taxis stop by this place. Not that it matters, he doesn't have a cent on him. He's only got a can of generic soda and a half-eaten Snickers™ bar.
and he cant even drink or eat that for comfort since he has a helmet he cant take off cuz of suffocation
Call him a monster or a fraud or whatever you may. But at the very least, there's something alive inside of him. Which I don't think everyone can say the same about themselves...
He's running from the IRS for tax fraud, and the FBI for embezzlement. He's never felt more alive.
Golly!
I guess even Marios need time to just take it easy and watch the stars.
crustacean
I don't mean to nitpick, as I very much like this conceptually, but I gotta ask why he's breaking through his own armor? It's just that I have a hard time imagining that an alien race would design armor that their own bodies would break through.
It doesn't really matter. I just thought I'd ask.
I can see the confusion, but that black stuff is meant to be some sort of bio weapon/spores that's corroding its body, the alien is very injured.
If he didn't want me touchin' 'em, why'd he make 'em look so friendly!?
WOW! That one on the left is chugging that juice like a champ!
"juice"
ummmmmm...
A person just like you. In every way, even.
Bum.
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