What phantom from realms untold possessed you to manifest this affront to the most sacred of video game mascots?
What phantom from realms untold possessed you to manifest this affront to the most sacred of video game mascots?
I can't believe we finally have a machine for this.
your welcome
You're welcome. >:[
Bugsnax, huh?
Clonzo's received YET ANOTHER cosmic understanding. About his TENTH THIS MONTH and, ya know, it's kinda... How do ya put it? LOST ITS LUSTER. If he had to put his finger on when, I think he'd say around three months back...
i love it when people form stories from my thangs
Memes™ never die, son. They just get put away. Maybe start smelling a little bit... Begin growing those little yellow spots you find at the back of old refrigerators...
Does he specialize in financial mischief or just regular mischief?
The former, he's all about getting that money and running away.
And a good morning to you, sir! Might I recommend tea over coffee? It tends to burn less.
And before you say it, I will reject any and all arguments over whether or not coffee is tea.
Also, here's an interesting, fun fact: Did you know when you add fresh honey to a hot beverage it destroys the nutritional value of the honey? It is better to let the beverage cool down before adding honey.
Thanks for the tip :3
His friends left him behind because they thought it'd be funny. But no space taxis stop by this place. Not that it matters, he doesn't have a cent on him. He's only got a can of generic soda and a half-eaten Snickers™ bar.
and he cant even drink or eat that for comfort since he has a helmet he cant take off cuz of suffocation
Call him a monster or a fraud or whatever you may. But at the very least, there's something alive inside of him. Which I don't think everyone can say the same about themselves...
He's running from the IRS for tax fraud, and the FBI for embezzlement. He's never felt more alive.
A person just like you. In every way, even.
Bum.
Joined on 6/16/18