MalFromed's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Trippy Weed Leaf]

At first glance, I thought this was a simple marijuana leaf, and I started to get worried... Worried that you were lame! Anybody can smoke a plant! I can walk outside right now and smoke a bunch of grass clippings. Do you think that would make me look cool? Don't be silly, of course not! It would just give you a green line down your tongue! The Green Mile's what we called it back in high school. But then I noticed it was also a moth, putting my concerns to rest. Smoking bugs is a lot different. You see, in ancient times, entomologists would smoke bugs all the time. In an attempt to understand their simplistically complex minds. And if they were lucky, take some of the bugs spirit, so that they may be blessed by William Kirby. Patron Saint of Bugs!

Now, you can smoke as many moths as you want. It's your life. You can do whatever you want. Just promise me I won't catch ya doing ants. When you start experimenting with ants, it always ends the same... I've seen it one too many times. First, you start with garden-variety picnic ants. Then, you want something more intense and move up to fire ants. Before you know what bit ya, all your furniture is gone, the fridge is empty, you're being evicted in a week, your phone is out of minutes, and all you've got to show for it is a box of bullet ants. The most intense ant known to man. You have no idea what those things will do to you. Had a buddy who did bullet ants once. Didn't see him for weeks. Finally found him in the park. He was surrounded by bags of sugar and stolen picnic baskets. His mind was completely gone. That's when I knew what I had to do... I took off my sandal, and I let him have it! I had to. Someone had to do it. There was no way he was happy like that. I like to think he's in a better place. But let's be real, he sold all his shit for ants. So probably not.

Anyway, it's like I said, you can do whatever you want. I just hope you heed my warning. I worry about you sometimes...

[Come out, Crocodiles]

What did crocodiles ever do to her? They have such nice smiles.

OneGrumpyLumpy responds:

They ate her family

[Bday drawing!¡!¡]

Happy birth. Joyous vegetable.

[LISA The Hopeful, CHRISTMAS SPECIAL]

Man, I just hope that Cyclops learns the true meaning of Christmas...

[Carol- FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN mods]

FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN has mods? I had no idea. Not that it matters to me. My hands are unable to keep up with the game, and I have too much pride to play on easy. (The grapes are probably sour anyway...)

Anyway, I'm not crazy about the shading. I feel like it clashes with the overall ascetic of the piece. However, I can still appreciate it. With that said, I love how you tackled the colored outline. The colors you chose for it make the piece stand out without interfering with or drawing too much attention away from the rest of it. All in all, it's nice, cute, and easy on the eyes. Good job!

Mustabulus responds:

Dude the modding community on that game is CREATIVE, like they go above and beyond. The carol mod, (the girl in the picture) even has lip syncing.
Anywho about the shading: I’m trying to get back into coloring stuff since over the years I stopped using colors all together and I used to be known for coloring, and I wanted to use an old soft shading method I used since I was feeling nostalgic and I did this in procreate which has a lot more painterly brushes in it. I get why some people won’t like it since the line art is very thick n’sharp and that clashes, but I had a lot of fun shading and messing with color layers like I used to. I’m probably not going to do this again the same way though.

[Referee]

Mantis Shrimp Boxing™

Someone threw a lobster into the tank.

Certly responds:

Yeah that's a red card for sure

[Tammy's Lust for-]

"A Lust for-"

ADEQUACY

Also, are those thumbs backwards?

AlexisWasilla responds:

They are, I just realized, thank you lmao

[The Day we went out for Pizza]

Yes but what does The Void™ enjoy for toppings? I would imagine even The Void™ has standards.

[Bitey Tries To Get Her Beef Moist]

This fills me with rage. How did you manage to do this to me?

Also, horseradish is legit.

[That Sweet Fool]

You know, this really comes off as gentle and romantic. That is until you see it through her perspective, and you come to realize that she's actually saying this to a giant piece of candy corn, in which case this becomes vile, factually wrong, and kind of kinky.

Yajuro responds:

We do love candy corn lmao