You shall remain ever unforgiven for the sin you have brought into this world. Your branches, tainted from the poison that you have spread upon the once bountiful soil of the land, shall be without their leaves, appearing naked to all that have the poor fortune of casting eyes upon them. Yet despite this, they shall still bear fruit, though inedible and of use to no man or beast. And when they fall down upon the earth, where they lay, from their seed, shall sprout a twisted, gnarled thing that no respectable person can call a plant. Serving as an everlasting reminder of the transgression you have placed upon your fellow man. The world could be torn asunder, consumed by flames, swallowed by the sea itself and yet your violation would remain still. Your error? The thing that you have done that has brought shame upon us all? Taking one of the beautiful, innocent, unassuming creatures that crawl upon the crust of the earth and twisting it into your own impure vision of lust. And for what reason? A vain attempt to satiate your voracious appetite for what is, “THICC.” Shame. Shame upon you forevermore and whatever lies beyond eternity.
TL;DR: I'm not an ass guy. The lizard is still cute tho.