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[Levitate Frog]

So does the spell just levitate frogs, or does it create a frog that happens to be levitating? A summon perhaps?

Come on! We're talkin' frogs here! This is important information you're withholding!

Murninatair responds:

Levitate frog, 4th level conjuration. Materials are verbal, somatic and material (one frog) Range is 5 feet. Duration is 1 minute

Choose a frog within range, it is now levitating gently 5 feet above ground.

Casting this spell on a 5th level slot or higher increases the the height at which you can levitate the frog, add 2 feet per level slot over the base level.

[Mason Ant]

Well, would ya look at that! All the way from doodle to named character! Just look at him! He's even been colored and everything!

This ant's movin' on up in the world.

MongoMgoo responds:

After the incident with that other bug, he decided to look forward and not dwell on the past. Now he's providing for his family by farming mushrooms in a damp cave

[1 Pokemon A Day, Day 458: Paras]

Oh man, he's one of my favorites!

Why'd you have to do my boy dirty like that...

Juicedupmangoes responds:

Cancer did it to him

[Bug Doodles]

Yo, I don't like how that one bug's touchin' that ant.

MongoMgoo responds:

the ant doesn't seem to like it either

[WELCOME TO BOOBERS!! 🐋💍]

Please tell me; does Gorilla Sauce™ have horseradish in it?

I the people (multiple) are dying to know! The last half of the fifth star is on the line...

PephyBoi responds:

Definitely Horseradish, and some Snake Butter

[Happy Valentine]

How interesting... I used to have a cactus that looked JUST LIKE THAT before it was stolen from me by a guy that almost looked JUST LIKE THAT. Only difference was that guy had a sombrero.

ThatsMelvin responds:

this one also has a sombrero, I just didn't put it on this piece. I would love to see the cactus that you made!

[1 Pokemon A Day, Day 409: Mareep]

God damn. Almost every one of these has been relatable in some way. I know one day you'll have to stop, but at least I can say I was glad that I was here for the ride.

Juicedupmangoes responds:

I'm really happy to hear that bro, and yeah one day I'll run outta Pokemon to draw but I do appreciate you sticking around

[1 Pokemon A Day, Day 394 Sandaconda]

You can't fix the typo if I don't say what it is.

Juicedupmangoes responds:

Think again

[Mr. Plinkett's Sheep Girl Review (Part 1)]

"Last one, I swear."
"Part 1"
Why must you tell lies? At what point did your hurt turn to malice? You are hurting us. Why?

On a side note, I'm surprised you didn't use Chris Bores at all and decided to take the highroad.

SnippyJammin responds:

See I had a good joke for it, but he just looked so utterly unremarkable except for his crazy eyes I decided not to go for it.

[Stalgia Cric]

Why must people who hurt bring that hurt to others? Why must you do this to us?

SnippyJammin responds:

I accidentally bought the party sized pain instead of the fun sized pain.