MalFromed's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dragon: Lily]

Yo, hold up a second... Is that ring going under this dragon's toenail? (Handnail?)

Anyway, aside from that one thing filling me with dread, you did a fantastic job with this.

[sour belt]

A small blue spirit wrapped in frozen bacon. It will not share, and I grow bitter with every passing moment I am denied. I crave frozen grease...

[Cochlia]

You might already know this, but did you know that snails only have eyes in the top pair of tentacles on their heads? The lower pair act is a type of nostril for them.

That is if I'm remembering correctly.

[Goofy-ness]

Now I'm wondering what a goofy Giygas would look like...

[Mortal Star]

Imagine what you could do with 4 minutes...

[spigots]

When I turn the valve, all that comes out are giggles. Please. I am in need of moisture. I will soon wither if not granted access to appropriate liquids. Or at the very least some medium grade lotion. This is not a game. I will perish. Why do all your creations delight in my suffering?

pInkmoth responds:

wow 😂 here, have some moisture 💧💧💧💧

[gimme]

Oh? You think you're man enough for my cactus? YOU REALLY THINK YOUR MAN ENOUGH FOR MY CACTUS!? SON. THAT GUN BEST BE LOADED, 'CAUSE THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE GETTING IT IS IF YOU CAN PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS, YOU DULL TIPPED, LIMP STANDIN', WITHERED SON OF A BITCH!

[Dino got a beesy day]

More Bee means more Bee Brain.

So the question should be, "Imagine a world with bees this smart."

Just look around you.
Lions? Smarter Cats.
Tortoises seem pretty smart. They're bigger than Turtles.
Tree Frog not as big as Bullfrog. Bullfrog so smart it eat anything.
Infant no smart as Human.

Digest what you've learned in your brain stomach and use more consideration the next time you ask silly questions.

[There will never be true privacy]

DUDE, YOU GOTTA ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE! You got to hook up some speakers, set them up in the right places and play NOTHING but The Sound of Bees™ for days on end! Convert all their anger into fear!

When they start flinching whenever something yellow passes them by, you know you're on the right track! Even better if you hear the sound of sobbing the second they get home!

I'LL GET YOU STARTED, BRO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG8f-EV8vDo

[Don't move]

I guess I'll follow your instruction... Even though it's shaped like a dog... BUT THE SECOND IT'S SHAPED LIKE A GIRAFFE, ALL BETS ARE OFF!